your mama is so dumb that her favourite color is clear

 

your mama was so fat that when she was standing infront of the door to the supermarket. the bag boy said to her "miss you can't park your mini-van here."

Your mama is so ugly that when she went to a ugly contest the judge said no professionals allowed

 

Your mama is so poor that her tits are real

 

Your mama is so dumb that she thought a quart back was a refund

 

Your mama is so short that she decided to commit sucide by jumping off the curb.

 

Your  mama is so dumb she failed a pregency test

 

Your mama is so dumb she thought masterbition was a karate teacher.

Your mama is so fat that she added shocks to the tolite.