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1.What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde
works in the dark!
2. Did you hear about this stupid blone?
She got hit be a parked car
3. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Write "Please turn over" on both
sides of a piece of paper.
4. One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office...
One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was
ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked.
"They called back."
5. Once there were 3 people in an airplane
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw
it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it
out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw
it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying
and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and
killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little
boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed
a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde
said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"
6. Top Ten Blonde Inventions
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3)
Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat
in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag
7. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats
that are going to London are all in the middle row.
8. Here 1
A man walks into
a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"The
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boys
pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three
9. How do you make
a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
10. How can you tell wheater a blonde is using the computer
the joystick is wet
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